Freeman's Mind： Episode 14-kVmvVKRY290.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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Eh, what am I thinking?

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I can't die here. I'll get hungry.

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I'll wander around some more and if it gets really bad,

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I'll use one of those grenades to blow a hole in the building.

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It'll take out this vent, at least.

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Oh, I know where I am.

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I'm above the concrete corridor. That clears things up.

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Rrrr!

#1000:00:25,026→00:00:28,205

This sucks! An alligator could bite through this.

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I wonder if I bought a baby alligator and fed it and gave it water,

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how long could it survive in these air ducts.

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That would be a good experiment.

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I'll try that at the next place I work at.

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I'm lost again.

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Guess I'll go this way...

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Uh-oh! Blood. Better get ready.

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[gasp] The shotgun!

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SCIENTIST: Well...

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SCIENTIST: so much for the government. Wuh! How did you get in here?!

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SCIENTIST: Their idea of containment is to kill everyone associated with the project.

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SCIENTIST: Judging from your hazard suit What...?

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SCIENTIST: you were part of what went wrong.

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What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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SCIENTIST: Now, look. If anyone can end this catastrophe,

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SCIENTIST: it's the Science Team in the Lambda Complex

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SCIENTIST: at the opposite end of the base.

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SCIENTIST: With the transit system out, I couldn't tell you how to get there.

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SCIENTIST: But, there's an old decommissioned rail system

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SCIENTIST: somewhere through here.

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I don't care about any of this.

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SCIENTIST: If you can make it through the rocket test labs,

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SCIENTIST: you might be able to worm your way through the old tunnels

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SCIENTIST: to track down what is left of the Lambda Team.

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WHY?!

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SCIENTIST: You can trust them. You can trust all of us.

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I don't trust you at all.

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You appeared here like some magical genie out of a lamp.

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I don't understand why--

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SCIENTIST: I hear something!

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What? Where?

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There's nothing here.

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You're crazy.

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You're just like everyone else here.

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And where did that security guard go?

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I didn't see him.

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He's off playing with that alien in this giant funhouse of a ventilation system.

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At least this shotgun won't deceive me.

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It's filled with pellets, not lies.

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SCIENTIST: Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?

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NO!

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Do you know if leptons are really compound particles?

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Friggin' doughnuts...

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[button beeps] Friggin' doughnuts...

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Beep.

#5600:01:56,064→00:01:58,886

Oh. This must be what that guy was screaming about.

#5700:01:58,886→00:02:00,873

He would've wanted me to press that button.

#5800:02:00,873→00:02:03,064

Hey, you're not really a genie, are you?

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You're not dressed like one.

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I asked because earlier I wished for a shotgun and now I have a shotgun.

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But if that was one of my three wishes, I don't want to waste--

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[shotgun blast] God! Sorry! Sorry...

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I-I'll just go, okay?

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I'm going.

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Sorry...

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God...

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Well, I can forget about my other two wishes now.

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I'm never going to own a water park.

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Ah well.

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I don't think he was a genie anyway.

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You can't trust anyone.

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Ah hah!

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[bullsquid spitting] Wood is not bullet proof.

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[bullsquid spitting, shotgun blasts]

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[bullsquid spitting] Yeah.

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[bullsquid spitting] See, the quality of my life

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[bullsquid spitting] is going straight up now that I have

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[bullsquid spitting] a shotgun.

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[bullsquid spitting] I knew this would happen.

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[bullsquid spitting]

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[bullsquid spitting] What the hell is that noise?

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[bullsquid spitting]

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[bullsquid spitting] It sounds like somebody is frying bacon

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[bullsquid spitting] and smacking their head against the pan.

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[bullsquid spitting]

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[bullsquid spitting] Will you cut that out?

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[bullsquid spitting]

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[bullsquid spitting] Oh, it's not you.

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[bullsquid spitting]

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[bullsquid spitting] It's you!

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[bullsquid spitting] But, you're closer.

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Oh, did he stop?

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[bullsquid spitting] Nope.

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[bullsquid spitting] Cthulhu dog...

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[bullsquid spitting] Y'know, Cthulhu is supposed to be really big.

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[bullsquid spitting] Frankly, I'm quite disappointed.

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So, what was that guy saying was happening?

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That this is a military coverup?

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What is he smoking?

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Does he realize how impractical that would be?

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This facility's huge!

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We must hire almost a thousand people.

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You can't track down every single--

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[banging]

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And aliens!

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We've got aliens popping up out of nowhere.

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Think people won't notice that?

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What are they going to do, say they're all mutant prairie dogs?

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Shoot everyone in New Mexico?

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Hey, a grenade!

#11100:03:35,567→00:03:37,300

Well, I'll take one more.

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"Explosives".

#11300:03:41,798→00:03:44,967

Whoa! That is a lot of explosives.

#11400:03:44,967→00:03:46,846

And that is, what, an oxygen tank?

#11500:03:46,846→00:03:48,340

Boy, if I dropped a grenade here,

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I might be able to make my own exit out of this building.

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But, I'd probably just die, so...

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[clicking sound, klaxons sound]

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[klaxons sound] So, what did that do?

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[klaxons sound]

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[klaxons sound] Beep beep beep.

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[klaxons sound] It's the same old story.

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[klaxons sound]

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[klaxons sound] Oh no. Not down again.

#12500:04:05,638→00:04:07,944

Well, I like how at least the lights are red.

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It's letting me know ahead of time I'm descending into Hell.

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This whole facility's designed to keep me down.

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Gravity is so biased.

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[hums song]

#13000:04:22,592→00:04:24,240

I don't see a vent.

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The building better not start dropping facehuggers on me again;

#13200:04:27,148→00:04:29,234

that was really uncalled for last time.

#13300:04:30,132→00:04:31,202

Work it.

#13400:04:31,202→00:04:33,815

Whoa! This one drops fast!

#13500:04:33,815→00:04:37,847

I bet if I jumped now, I'd break my legs landing trying to catch up with it.

#13600:04:37,847→00:04:40,965

When I build a house, I want an elevator just like this.

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The servants can use the stairs.

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Don't look at me.

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You're not worthy and it's better you learned your place in life.

#14000:04:51,522→00:04:53,100

What is this, a train track?

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Car?

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Does this work?

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Hey!

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This is great!

#14500:05:01,686→00:05:02,267

[houndeye charges up]

#14600:05:02,267→00:05:03,974

No, no, NO!

#14700:05:03,974→00:05:06,012

God, why does this always happen?

#14800:05:06,012→00:05:09,968

Whenever I'm having a good time, somebody has to go out of their way to ruin it!

#14900:05:11,662→00:05:15,267

This is the same crap conductors had to go through in the 1800s!

#15000:05:15,859→00:05:17,067

NOTHING CHANGES!

#15100:05:17,815→00:05:21,667

I understand I have to fight for what's mine, but why is it ALL THE TIME?!

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How do I stop this?

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No...!

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[alarm buzzes] Bad...!

#15500:05:28,231→00:05:29,025

[alarm buzzes]

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[alarm buzzes] Stop beeping at me!

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[alarm buzzes] This is all your fault!

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[alarm buzzes]

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[alarm buzzes] You're a bunch of Mexican jumping beans!

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[alarm buzzes]

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[alarm buzzes] Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

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[alarm buzzes] beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

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[alarm buzzes] beep beep beep beep beep--

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Yeah, I'm going to go crazy doing that.

#16500:05:47,526→00:05:50,067

This must be why the railway industry died off.

#16600:05:50,737→00:05:53,400

They would always crash into ponds of green...

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radioactive...

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crap...

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[Geiger counter clicks] What?

#17000:05:58,543→00:06:01,629

[Geiger counter clicks] Ah, a radioactive spill.

#17100:06:01,629→00:06:03,509

[Geiger counter clicks] Part of me wants to believe we're not

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[Geiger counter clicks] THIS criminally incompetent,

#17300:06:05,759→00:06:07,928

[Geiger counter clicks] but I know better.

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[Geiger counter clicks] Oh, man, listen to that...

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[Geiger counter clicks]

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[Geiger counter clicks] I don't want to go this way...

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[Geiger counter clicks]

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[Geiger counter clicks] I better get a checkup after this...

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[Geiger counter clicks]